fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

juliajm15:

thecottonproject:

Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes. 

(Nico is the only one who notices.)

This never gets old…

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

reggiemoo:

sophue:

fujoshii—chan:

commanderofdeath:

thom-and-jeri:

shsl-ai-gamer:

wandering-winter-spirit:

fromaghostsshell:

kuroshii:

green-makakas:

militaryhitch:

a collection of armins

All of my favourite Armins except for the shouta porn Armin

Whyyyy does everyone always forget about Trigger Happy Armin?

you also forgot this Armin

once again forgetting female armin

what about Armin in real life

um you forgot arm pitt

old ass armin

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you always forget him woah

And Fabulous armin

Don’t forget these guys

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

yeatru:

monasticmaestoso:

i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal

what do u mean fake

ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

i-am-in-your-fandom:

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do

hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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cutefollower:

when you walk to the beat of a song

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jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

williarnsherlockscottholrnes:

sherlocks-loki:

deanisadisneyprincess:

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

exCUSE YOU

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hold on

*ahem*

WHAT TEAM?!?!

WILDCATS!!!!!!!!

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love