i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes.
(Nico is the only one who notices.)
This never gets old…
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
a collection of armins
All of my favourite Armins except for the shouta porn Armin
Whyyyy does everyone always forget about Trigger Happy Armin?
you also forgot this Armin
once again forgetting female armin
what about Armin in real life
um you forgot arm pitt
old ass armin
you always forget him woah
And Fabulous armin
Don’t forget these guys
Fake Pockets: A How To
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url
Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school
tumblr, knowing more about rape culture than governments do
how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.
seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
when you walk to the beat of a song
titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it
I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.
also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so
my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports